AmandaAllan

Co-host of the podcast "Why Mommy Drinks", funny lady, mom, voice over artist, drama therapist and wife (in no particular order).

[AmandaAllan @AmandaAllan]

My thoughts on #Thanksgiving on this #ThanksgivingEve #momlife #whymommydrinks @BetsyStover @MommyDrinksShow https://t.co/dcORBvJu4I

[Awestruck @Awestruck]

These moms will help you get through the holiday on #DrinkandBeMommy

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She’s
is scared of me

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I enjoyed #birdboxmovie mostly because I got to hear Sandra Bullock’s mom voice.

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@realDonaldTrump I think you mean - “There is no reason for these massive, deadly and shootings in America except that gun control is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of power. Remedy now”

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Oh crap. I forgot to buy candy for the trick or treaters!

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There are two different breakfast burrito places within walking distance to my house.

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❤️

[Splitsider @Splitsider]

This week in comedy podcasts: @davidlsims @GriffLightning @RonFunches @nicolebyer @BetsyStover @AmandaAllan @JessRMcKenna @ZachReino @BoxAngeles @jvn https://t.co/7oTuh8wp3h

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I’m the kind of girl that has more baseball caps than handbags.

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Happy @Madonna Monday! #MondayMotivaton Vogue https://t.co/6EReY65FaK

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This is the summer that I learned I like Gazpacho. #TuesdayMotivation

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Woke up super early to go to a yoga class. Drove all the way down to the place to find the door locked. I can still say I worked out though right? #MondayMotivation

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My almost 5 year old girls just asked for a @NailedIt birthday party. You think party city has @nicolebyer themed centerpieces?

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@rejectedjokes @Disneyland @DuckTales I spy @FrankAngones

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“I would love to get drunk and go to the ostrich farm” -Holly P. #burbankwinos

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I had a life flash before my eyes moment as I was almost hit by a car while walking into @Costco. Not to worry...I didn’t die and was able to get my fresh Costco rotisserie chicken.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
You woke up and that’s not nothing.
You’ll find happiness in truly unexpected places.
You’ll find challenges in things that were supposed to be so easy.
Keep waking up, keep getting up, cmon cmon cmon, así así así
here’s the day

[AmandaAllan @AmandaAllan]

I like to think if I were showcased in the new @Drake video I would be frumpily standing in a dirty house surrounded by a sea of screaming children...#niceforwhat

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So tired! You were amazing! https://t.co/OcHdlaRLab

[Melissa Fumero @melissafumero]

Saturday treat!! Had such a great time with the hilarious @BetsyStover & @AmandaAllan talking kids and tantrums. We sound kind of drunk in this... but really we were just tired and delirious. Enjoy!! https://t.co/w2Y3Ezlh57

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Today’s earworm: https://t.co/V56rRh7kPX @kennyloggins this video is crazy!

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I am so confused as to why @itsSHANGELA did not win @RuPaulsDragRace all stars. Such a bummer.

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It’s a @davematthewsbnd live at Red Rocks kind of a day #1995 #twostep https://t.co/zKNmgQWEyv