Amanda Ardley

I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everybody else. - Tina Belcher

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

day 1 of pregnancy: omg the baby is craving an abortion

[i like food @messedupfoods]

crocssant

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@lanlin_zhang @PizzaRyan

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@TheSamacat @subwaysmile I second this 🥰🥰

[donni saphire @donni]

The weird thing about living in chaotic end times is how dull and repetitive it is

[Betches News @Betches_News]

People in the Northeast working their little 9-5s today

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" NO my stomach hurts whenever i eat things that i like to eat

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@subwaysmile I’m so excited for you- no doubt you 100 deserved this & will thrive ❤️❤️❤️

[Sarah Jenkins @sarahjenkinsxo]

Me wondering what all these people do for work if they’re at the grocery store at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon, but also being one of those people.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@subwaysmile I cannot wait to watch

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@subwaysmile I could see myself saying “I think you might have accidentally brought me rats, but idk” - literally never want a server to know I’m annoyed.

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

Happy to announce that at 26 I’ve finally figured out how to curl my hair. 🎉🎉

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@subwaysmile Pretty sure your life is a rom com at this point ❤️

[Alejandro GG @janooag]

Bf w hearin problems 🤝 gf that hates repeating herself

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

I'm begging you all to remember that a venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@KristenMerke @OC_Transpo Water feature on a budget ✨✨

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

The @OttawaPolice finally called me back so I could report a death threat.

The interaction made my jaw drop. This is NOT how victims should be treated.

Right off the bat, I was scolded for not saying hello (I did, my AirPods just cut out).

Then it got worse. So I recorded it.

[Amanda Ardley @AmandaArdley1]

@subwaysmile FACTS