Amanda Cormier

My freestyle rapping career didn’t work out, so I made a twitter account instead.

[Amanda Cormier @AmandaCormier]

It’s 2021, why do car dealerships still use balloons?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

15 pairs. 3 chances to snag em for free. First 5 to comment on each drop tweet, get one.

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Drop Windows::
1 - 2pm EST
4 - 5pm EST
7 - 8pm EST

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What do I say!?

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Like do I message first!?

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Tinder is so fucking nerve wracking

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Can you still buy lipsmakers? Asking for a friend.

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Longest fucking day ever and it’s not even noon.

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I once asked a chef at my first job why they don’t deep fry things in water since it would be healthier. He informed me that they do and it’s called ‘boiling’.

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What is the stupidest question you’ve ever asked?

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Went OTB HARDDDD today. Might actually never touch my bike again.

[Sabrina Gauthier @S_abrina]

I was thinking why don’t people gather and sing anymore and then I remembered me and @AmandaCormier do that weekly #taylorswift #shouldvesaidno #houseparty

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@kel_atamanchuk Do not recommend lol

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Every couple of weeks through quarantine I’ve developed a new obsession.
1. Indoor plants, so naturally i spent 300$ on things I’m hoping to kill
2. Essential Oils - I know have the entire young living product line
3. Face wash???? I don’t even wash my face daily

[Amanda Cormier @AmandaCormier]

Forgot about the self tanner obsession. That one went real well.

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What will be next?

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I really wanna go shopping for stuff I can’t afford and don’t need

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Currently

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@S_abrina Same

[Sabrina Gauthier @S_abrina]

Mood:

[Amanda Cormier @AmandaCormier]

Actually, I think I’ve already lost it.