Amanda Mitchell

speedboat swerve homie watch out for the waves

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

my idea of a fun gender reveal party: tricking my family into attending a lecture on why gender is a social construct

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@CoffindafferFBI I knew Martonio. He was a very sweet boy who loved Roblox, Sonic, and sticky buns. He deserved so much better.

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@Mike3553 @10TV I think it’s probably because the eclipse is at 3:08 which is a time many kids are being let out of or traveling home from school and they don’t want the responsibility of preventing them from looking at the sun with their bare eyes but that’s just my theory

[Rep. Munira Yasin Abdullahi @muniraforohio]

If your ideology is not popular in Academia..maybe take that as a sign? Not all opinions are academically relevant

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[billie @heybillierae]

she has 2000 hours on the sims 4 bro it’s never gonna work

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@KanielaIng https://t.co/6TsbqiLrdo

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@Apple literally mind ur business………

[Kasper Lage @kasper_lage]

Major breakthrough in understanding schizophrenia. Stunning work by the SCHEMA consortium @TarjS @bmneale @dalygene @broadinstitute & many colleagues. A particular nod & acknowledgement to patients & families suffering from these debilitating disorders: https://t.co/flB131KesN

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

do you ever see an unfinished glass of wine from the night before and automatically almost take a sip or is that just me

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@HeyAbbyHeyy At the candle store

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@andie_em *just for waking up

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I’ve been losing my mind, let’s catch up soon

[ProgressOhio @ProgressOhio]

As the #Bengals won, Ohio lost.

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@zzdoublezz carried me to intensive outpatient therapy three times a week

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

it will never stop being funny to me that the cure for ADHD is to take a pill at the same time every morning

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

@andie_em That’s the year you were born

[Tiffany Wood DO, MS @TiffanyWoodDO]

The CDC really said ABCDE FU and your mom and your sister and your job

[Amanda Mitchell @AmandaMitchie]

pets have no idea what covid is… as if they weren’t already lucky and spoiled enough