Amanda

Mostly just things I hear when I’m in the classroom 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Remember when Taylor Swift said “I can’t breeEEEAAAAATHEEE”? I felt that. I hate allergy season.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Kris Letang's 6 assists for the @penguins tonight came in a span of 19:33.

No other player in NHL history has had 6 assists in a span of less than 30 minutes in a game (let alone 20).

The shortest span prior to tonight was 30:17 by Wayne Gretzky on February 15, 1980.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Filling out tax forms with my Dad is quite reminiscent of doing math homework with my dad.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Grandma: “I could’ve sworn on your life I put it in here”
Me: “MY life??”
Grandma: “well yeah. I’m not that confident that I’d swear on MY life” 😐

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Lol when does the extreme sadness about moving a few states away from your parents end? Bc it’s not today.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Finishing up my first student teaching placement on Thursday, and today a little boy came up to me and said “why do you have to leave?? Why can’t you just stay with us…..”. I just about cried in the middle of math class.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Insults from kids are 1000% worse than from adults.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Always a party here. Parents are currently watching wheel of fortune with the surround sound on.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

@h_kirk6 I feel so honored to have my text thread featured on your twitter. Even if I was sleeping 🥹

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Watch out everyone I’m officially certified to teach in Pennsylvania 😎

[Hannah Kirkell @h_kirk6]

BANG BANG KRIS LETANG

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Me two days ago: omg I haven’t gotten sick once this semester! Not even a cold!
Me today: stomach bug. During finals.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

The bar is no longer low. There is a new bar.

[Emma Theriault @eltheriault]

cute bookstore story: we got an email from a guy who was wondering if we ever rented out the space for events because he wants to celebrate his wife’s 30th birthday with dinner in a bookstore 🥹🥹🥹

my boss was so charmed by the email that he offered the space for free 🥹🥹🥹

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.

#RedOctober

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

@h_kirk6 It’s only allowed if you come stay with me again. Sorry it’s just the way it is 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

I have to get my flu shot ALONE tomorrow and let me tell you. I’m being very brave about that.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Nothing boosts my self-esteem like a bunch of 3rd graders telling me I’m pretty.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Me? Homesick? After only 2 weeks??
Hahahahahahahahahahaha yes.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

Can’t remember the last time a book made me sob uncontrollably before now. So if anyone feels the need to do that it’s Ugly Love by @colleenhoover.

[Amanda @AmandaNeubs]

“ALEXA YOU DUMB BITCH” - inspirational quotes from mom