Karl.

And when I leave, you will finally understand why storms are named after people.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

On tonight’s episode of “Busy and Broke”, I had two sips of almond milk for dinner.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

I have this bad habit of asking people what their dog’s name is before asking what their name is.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@dmerz93 I’m sorry but was this from when all they had to do was rub your arm? 😂

[katie @katiemarie1026]

i’m getting real tired of being stressed about money

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

I recently bought a jump rope because I thought it’d be an easy way to get some cardio in. Came to realize jump roping is actually the devil’s sport.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@KaleighRae5 Ugh why do you live in edwardsville. I need someone to go to the gym with me here.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@KaitlinLee_16 I feel this so hard.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Why are baby shoes a thing? What a waste of money. Think about it.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Actually slept for eight hours last night. Could still use eight more.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Just a little late night food for thought: I will never compare my relationship to anyone else’s. I know every relationship is different and I personally love the path that mine is on. Speak ill of that, and we will have a problem.
And yes, I still use twitter to vent.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@mgoess96 I have absolutely no idea who this guy is. But I’ve been seeing posts about him all day. WHY IS YOURS THE FIRST AND ONLY IVE SEEN ABOUT HIM BEING A SEXUAL OFFENDER AND DOMESTIC ABUSER? I will forever be baffled by the people who think all that just goes away when someone dies.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

My arm is sore from using a stapler. If anyone was wondering how out of shape I am.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

My grandpa recently got a Facebook. 😂

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

PSA: I get to play with eight different dogs today and get paid for it. How I ever got lucky enough to get this job, I'll never know.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@dmerz93 Dead. 😂

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Why do other girls look great in high waisted swimsuit bottoms and I just look like I'm wearing an adult diaper?

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

I always think maybe if I were more organized I would be less stressed. But honestly the thought of organizing my life just stresses me out more.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

@maclainnaumann "Like us" 😂 I think I'm actually deceased.

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Today I saw an old man picking up trash on the side of the highway. I immediately started to ugly cry. My mental health is thriving y'all. 😅

[Karl. @AmandaNottmeier]

Friends reboot idea: All their kids go away to college and they all move back to the city and hangout at the coffee shop all day. Because no one wants another show about middle-aged suburbians.