Bean Bean

I’ve accidentally hate watched most of Frasier.

[Bean Bean @AmandaPaige]

ok

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Bean Bean @AmandaPaige]

Ordered lunch at work as a special little treat and they gave me a fork for my soup.

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

no, comrade—OUR neck. OUR back

[Bean Bean @AmandaPaige]

This is Halloweekend. Next weekend is Dia de Muertos. DONT GET IT TWISTED OK

[athena 🦅 @THEW4RMTH]

when people start the "you shouldn't wear the band tee to the concert of the band you're seeing" discourse

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

those terminal-wide, final boarding calls are so stressful man. bradley porter you are going to miss your flight to harrisburg! you fucking idiot!

[TK🍉| hr commissions oct 17th @CrazySadAzn]

not if you’re a certified hater

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

[Bean Bean @AmandaPaige]

I need to know how many people are choosing the moto option.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[Bean Bean @AmandaPaige]

I cannot believe the pinche cumbia band referred to us as divisorsadas.

[Elden Lord Rob @robcutmore]

When the NHL schedules your season opener in the middle of the day and you don't want to get caught calling in sick to work.

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

a second plane has hit the baby

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

AI helps stupid people at the expense of the environment & if you use it you should probably die