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crazy dog mom

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

Tonight at the bar I said to someone "I'm Amanda Rose, I don't have a last name bc I'm tryna take yours" & if that's not smooth idk what is

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

Still unfair that Aaron Judge is married and not to me

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When does the male species become less annoying? Asking for myself

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@NickyNat95 Shit I forgot mine were in the fridge!!!

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Yo @panerabread thanks for the mouthful of plastic. Best way to enjoy my dinner

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My favorite thing about living in an apartment complex is knowing dogs names and not owners

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@NickyNat95 Maybe you shouldn’t be dumb enough to fall asleep with them in

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Whenever I’m away from home too long I genuinely get cranky with everyone around me. Sometimes you just need your family and mine is always way too dang far away

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

@NickyNat95 If the shoe fits 👠

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

You ever miss someone, text them, and immediately wonder why you missed them??

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Netflix only had Shrek 4 available so I bought all four on my computer so I have it available whenever, wherever, forever #shrekislove

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

@NickyNat95 Yes

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One of my friends walked into the room I was in and said “why do you look so angry” and I said “that’s just my face” happy Wednesday 💃🏻

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

Ugh I want more tattoos. And I really want a half sleeve. Send help

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It worked.

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What if I shoot my shot tomorrow and if it doesn’t work just laugh it off and say April Fools

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Found out there’s a Shrek is love, Shrek is life part 2 and 3. Would not recommend to literally anyone ever

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@NickyNat95 Not at all

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

My dogs upset I’m not home so instead of hanging out with my roommate and the other animals she’s refusing to leave my room even tho I left at 745 this morning. Why she so obsessed with me? (It’s my fault, I’ve created this problem)

[ARF @AmandddaRose]

When someone finds out you’re a vet student and they have the audacity to say “I’ll probably ask you a lot of questions about my dog.” First of all, no. Second of all, no.

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It’s 4 degrees but feels like negative 10 and I have to go on a field call this morning. I am scared