Dread Forman

I like potatoes and true crime. I wrote Business Casual. ♡@mylifeasapijohn♡

[Dread Forman @Amandii]

Just came here to say I ordered a dress specifically to wear to the pumpkin patch

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I said to John after I made a joke that heaven must miss their jester and he laughed and said please you’re more like insane clown posse from hell and he couldn’t be more right

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I’m bout to make like a banana and split 😮‍💨

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When we played quiplash my prompt was: good name for a team of roller skating nuns. I said winning habit and I decided twitter would be all over that so here I am

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@elesamarmo Zest sauce

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Nothing hits quite like a pizza place on a Friday night in Suffolk county 🙂‍↔️

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One of my toxic traits is that I whole heartedly believe I can hang anything on a wall with a single thumb tack and sheer power of will.

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I forgot this app force feeds literal dog shit opinions and rants on my feed of people I don’t even follow.

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@Mikesays_ I do have his number 👀

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Is this app still on

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Yall the ice cream truck be circling my house like a shark they know im weak 😭

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@superdupercud I have ours posted up in the library, best mail ever 😭😭❤️

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There’s something about being stuck in a corporate meeting for an astrological phenomenon that gives me the existential ick

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Counting down the hours till my Costco date later

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Not to be dramatic but Facebook has been sending me cringy memories of ex boyfriend stuff and honestly it feels incredible to know I made the best decision with John and I’m just very lucky and grateful to have the privilege of being his partner.

[dom nero @dominicknero]

was reading to my son before bed and I thought something looked familiar and now ill never be able to see him any other way

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I’m doin it

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It’s 2024 and I’m thinking about rewatching the office again start to finish just to hurt myself

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Main character energy? You mean like when I was younger I thought the MOON was literally following ME everywhere I went?