TRILL CLINTON

Raised by the Schizos, right next to your bed I tip-toe

[TRILL CLINTON @AManFateForgot]

Getting high as shit nd referring to myself like how MMO NPCs talk about raid bosses

"Liam The Depraved fiends for your percs"

[X Force 137 @137Force]

What Mamdani would've done to the Netjet

[totZ @justpopintotz]

🍂

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Is we getting Weimar conditions

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back

[☁️💫🪽 @meowjesty]

i woke up early to make riku do cunty emotes before work

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

"We bow down to Iranian radicals and apologize."

[p 🍯🧸 p @paddingtonpill]

listening to ts while drinking boba and playing valorant (ign: hisoka) wearing uniqlo clothes + waiting for the next keshi concert :3

[yuyu @1F41L]

Shit rlly not that bad yall js gotta give it a listen tbh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[glitchy @glitchy_potat]

Theory: Charlie Kirk knew he was gonna die so he tried to do that thing Obi-Wan did when Vader killed him to manifest his visage into the astral plane and become a Force ghost. Unfortunately he failed and accidentally uploaded his soul into Gen AI by mistake instead.

[TRILL CLINTON @AManFateForgot]

@himbojonez @HasansOldTweets

[TK @TeeKayTwelve]

Seahawks offensive players since Darnold got injured

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Patriots fans: “Nice, I think we might beat the Seahawks!”

AJ Brown’s ankle:

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

#liked #superliked #megaliked

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

Learning literally anything about American farmers really makes you understand what they did to kulaks.

[emmanem @konosadmaru]

texting my girl on imessage, twitter dms, replying to her in my priv replies, and talking to her on tiktok all at the same time

[Late Have I Loved You @LateHaveILoved]

I love instagram because occasionally it’s just full historical reenactment and the dude has a horse