A. Mark Kyprios

My life is a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

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@Squidwardbee @charlesjaco1 Did your bot instructions not update?

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@VivekGRamaswamy Talk to Tyson pal

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@iAnonPatriot Looks like it’s in alphabetical order by last name 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TheDunkCentral @awfulannouncing I’ve never seen a league make it so hard for their own fans to watch. Just straight business malpractice

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@TheCharlesDowns @LauraLoomer @LoomerUnleashed Buddy has never been to DC or is just lying. There are always buses parked there for tour groups when it’s not winter. Notice the museums in the background?

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@joelklatt @KayceSmith The haters are too busy moving the goal posts.

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@PicturesFoIder Both technically but 70/30 car to USPS

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@_willcompton @AuCheval Facts and anyone who disagrees has never been there obviously.

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@GregABedard @jeffpearlman It’s like 3 different types of film bud. They look grainy. Not everything is a “filter”

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STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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@SouthwestAir @SouthwestAir My 3 hr direct flight from DC to DAL turned into 15 hours & still not done. I’ve had 2 flights cancelled, 1 flight I had a ticket for but I “wasn’t on the computer” so wasn’t able to board. 1+ hour on a tarmac. I’m now stranded in ATX. I doubt I’ll ever fly SW again

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Leftover cheese is an oxymoron.

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Damnit 😢

[Variety @Variety]

Singer-songwriter-guitarist David Crosby, a founding member of two popular and enormously influential ’60s rock units, the Byrds and Crosby, Stills & Nash (later Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young), has died. He was 81 years old. https://t.co/s7sNXpN4Jn

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@eat_dc @Braums_IceCream Helps when you control your own dairy supply

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Trying a new tactic with these clowns:

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Texas is fucking back! #HookEm

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Hook em! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[Arch Manning @ArchManning]

Committed to the University of Texas. #HookEm

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Damn

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

‘Goodfellas’ Star Ray Liotta Dies at 67 https://t.co/hE0rofVJTA

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LFG MAVS CAN’T LET UP TILL IT’S OVER 😤😤😤 #MFFL

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court has privately voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to a leaked draft of its majority opinion published by Politico. https://t.co/DVfKUd6J1l