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[Sassy$tack$ @Amarni_13]

Nice to meet you 😘

[101.🪐 @ysuckgirl]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

They discovering the radio by first principles.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

We’re killing the planet… for you to see what you look like as a crackhead….you can literally just go smoke crack…..

[Maira @maira4yo]

no ads, no youtube shorts, just vibes & music

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

"each of us is worth more than one of you" is not something I'd open with

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Buying drugs from a dealer on the corner is probably safer than buying groceries from the supermarket.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

“we’re like god in their eyes” and it’s literally just babies having fun w someone they think is their new friend.

[britt @beemillz]

ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone

[adú @7ai4du]

ppl need to know that you can remain physically faithful and still be disloyal in a hundred quieter ways

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

He’s the Scar to Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa

[Ouriço de cartola @cegadede]

Alfaiataria de qualidade não limita seus movimentos

[Def Noodles @defnoodlesreal]

Wait, so you’re telling me an American citizen was walking down an American street, exercising her freedom of speech, and got surrounded and harassed by a mob waving foreign flags and chanting allegiance to a foreign country because they were offended by her T-shirt?

That is objectively un-American.

[miia @miiagarro]

girl whatever at least we aren't pregnant

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[GiGi ✮ @gigi2p]

I miss when you could just quit a job n find another one tmr

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Do you know what’s so fucked up? When a woman is raped, it alters the trajectory of her entire life. But it doesn’t seem to make a fucking difference for the rapist’s life.

[Roz🇬🇼 @RozzaCampos]

Are we just supposed to keep accepting these price increases?? Like what is going on

[Semitic Jew @semitic_jew]

He said explicitly, not allegedly.

[Veronica @maenadea]

He's teaching English over there, which means there's going to be a small population of Laotian kids who speak English, like they are from Lafayette.

[kemi @kemimarie]

man fuck that, bring back sexy! this is IT.