Mary Rath

I write quips, not tragedies. Web developer/WordPress designer for @VCFA. Part time photographer, part time tech goblin, full time hot mess. She/her.

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

To all the live theatre groups looking for works to virtually produce: where’s the dramatized My Immortal reading, you cowards

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Spent half my work day in frantic text conversation with my sister who was sheltering in place on campus, wondering if any message she sent would be her last.

Can’t believe this is what brought me kicking and screaming back to this hellsite, but whatever. Fuck guns.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

It's happening again.

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

@Stuffedwell These are AMAZING

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

my parents were courted by the same Zionist’s movement documented in Keep Sweet Pray and Obey

When my dad’s joking (???) reason for not joining the movement was because he ‘didn’t want to pay for girls living at home until they married’ I…can’t help but get a little sick

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Hey TX expats, weird question: is it…overreaching to say that cult narratives (fictional, documentary, etc.) hit harder once you’re out of the south, or is that me just projecting

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Updoot: big thing went good

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Hi I’m going into a Big Thing this morning, which could mean a lot of better Bigger Things in the near distant future. Send me at the rats some good vibes if you have any to spare

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

@vcIkyrie (It does not 😬)

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

So can we talk about how the stranger things final battle was literally a turn based combat sequence or

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

My parents wonder why I don’t call.

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Speaking as someone with a parent that leads the local chapter of a gun rights group: fuck your guns fuck your hobby fuck your asinine hero fantasy fuck your inane But People Are Just Evil straw man rhetoric just fuck guns fuck guns FUCK GUNS

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

My sister had me give a virtual lecture for her university's Drawing for Theatre class on ProCreate & photorealism, so obviously I used Our Flag Means Death as a livestream demonstration

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

because I kind of hate it.

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

what's with the renaissance of scrolling text in web design as a fad, have we all collectively gone back to our middle school Neopets coding era phase

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

yEEEEEEEE

[ND Stevenson @Gingerhazing]

Nimona’s always been a spunky little story that just wouldn’t stop. She’s a fighter…but she’s also got some really awesome people fighting for her. I am excited out of my mind to announce that THE NIMONA MOVIE IS ALIVE…coming at you in 2023 from Annapurna and Netflix 🤘

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

(I managed to briefly lock myself outside on campus last night, but the better news is, I have a great pitch for Del Toro's next gothic/ghost project)

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

ICYMI: Vermont is an actual ghost story

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

one time I had the exact same experience in Burlington and I did a double-take only to realize it was a woman

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

I swear I almost walked straight into Bernie Sanders at a Montpelier crosswalk

(This experience might have more credence if every 65+ resident of this state, male or female or otherwise, didn't look exactly like Bernie Sanders)

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

Hey honest question, how does hair work

[Mary Rath @AMaryFool]

“Hey you want to join a one-shot campaign?” They said. “Four sessions tops!” They said.
Almost a year later and I have been emotionally wrecked by DND 🥲

(Pose reference from @AdorkaStock 🙏🏻)