Puritan Hipster

white | cis | AFAB | Kinsey 0 | she/her | otaku #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesAreHumanLives #ProChoice #Remoaner

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Amatorculist: "A trifling sweetheart, a general lover." Bailey 1731; whence in Johnson. from the Latin: "amātōrcul" (diminutive of "amātor")

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Oh I like this woman 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[UCU @ucu]

'Trans people are threatened, intimidated & dehumanised - often by people who should know better. It is shameful. As trade unionists we should refuse to support or contribute to this'

Our Gen Sec @DrJoGrady demands the trade union movement do better for trans & non-binary people

[Paul Hall $8⃣ @hallofthor]

Breaking news!
Larry the Cat has resigned.

"I've had enough of you c**ts and I'm going to live with Krishnan Guru-Murthy).

#KrishnanWasRight #LiztrussResign #larrythecat #torychaos

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Lot of people suddenly agreeing with male Conservative members about #LizTruss, so I’ll issue a quick reminded that every single Conservative is thicker than yer Dad’s porridge which is why they should not be in power. None of the women, none of the men. NONE OF THEM.

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Every Thurs, Boim biscuits become all I can think about after lunch. When Lower Decks concludes, the withdrawal will be… severe.

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

I wonder if you can tell the Covid varients by weighing the boxes in your hands. That’s how I used to do it #BlindBoxReference #IKnowIKnow

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Interesting Covid article from the US about more dangerous strains. Essentially XBB is 1/72, BQ.1 et al. are 1/36 but America is guaranteed another wave. #ItsNotOver

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Another highly mutated strain of the coronavirus called XBB is tearing across Southeast Asia. Some sensationalist reports call it a "nightmare variant."

Here's what infectious disease experts are saying: https://t.co/d8ZmMrviYp

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

.#FrasierCrane walks into #SilentHill 😍😍 This one is gorgeous

[frasier looking at video games @frasier_looking]

#SilentHill

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Man got taste!

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

@StarryEyedMelis And on Not Going Out.

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

He said “what a 𝖈𝖚𝖓𝖙.” As someone who is actively trying to swear the right amount as I get older (because I am neither nun nor sports personality), I appreciated this usage and feel it was tasteful and correct.

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

After a robust interview with Steve Baker MP I used a very offensive word in an unguarded moment off air.  While it was not broadcast that word in any context is beneath the standards I set myself and I apologise unreservedly. I have reached out to Steve Baker to say sorry

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

…so when I’m finally cast out of Britain I’ll head to Cali. Okay!

[NPR @NPR]

JUST IN: California has become the 1st state to create a sanctuary for transgender youth seeking medical care.

The legislation also shields families from being investigated or prosecuted for seeking gender-affirming care. (@KQEDnews)
https://t.co/6mtu1P7zX8

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

I have never had jackfruit. Perhaps that’s why the Wokerati won’t upgrade my membership from Associate 🥲

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

The whole Suella Braverman thing is mortifying but tofu is such a hack reference. Chronologically, the evil Guardian foods go quiche, lentils, hummus, yogurt THEN tofu, then lattes, avocados, kale and quinoa and now we're years deep into jackfruit, kimchi and natural wine.

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

The #Wokerati strikes again! We’re the mafia with reasonable cholesterol https://t.co/eYryLqG2jX

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Women going for abortions have been harassed & obstructed

Called murderers

Today a bill went through parliament to stop this

To introduce buffer zones around clinics

It passed

…but Suella Braverman, Jacob Rees-Mogg & Kemi Badenoch voted against it.

https://t.co/T6UdVqjv4k

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Dracula on a Thursday, going out before sunup for a newspaper and a styrofoam cup of shopkeeper’s blood

[docnad @doc_nad]

Edward Gorey: A Costume Design for Dracula https://t.co/JAGyYvFxyL #Dracula #EdwardGorey

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

#FFS #NothingHasChanged

[MyLondon @myldn]

Charity Chefs in Schools, also heard from primary school teachers who reported children:

🚨 Eating rubbers to have something in their bellies.
🚨 Storing food in their pockets to take home.
🚨 Stealing snacks from others.

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Jeeeezus Christos in a kimono 😑 Well, at least you can be sure Ye won’t put this one on a t-shirt. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BackOffGCs

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Not trying to advocate for witchcraft, just asking: how does everyone else get their Apple Pay to work?

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

Braverman is making me want Vietnamese tofu and noodles really badly ahh

[Puritan Hipster @Amatorculist]

I have an imaginary drink that sports an olive as I say to all the people ripping #TheWatcher: #JohnList was a #FamilyAnnihilator, not a serial killer. Get a goddamned pod sometime losers 😎