Amy Pacholski

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

Today, I taught my kindergarten class how to 'Sandstorm.' My work here is done.#teacheramy

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

Channeling my inner Jessica Day and Lily Aldrin as I prepare for tomorrow's first day of school. 👩‍🏫 #TeacherAmy

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

@lydibug826 You know you're an adult when you don't get going away gifts anymore 😢

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

Had a dream I ran a marathon barefoot in the Amazon. So I'm definitely counting that as my workout for today.

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

@zacbrinchi I clearly wasn't raised properly.

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@Shady_Baade

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My biggest regret in life is that I waited 25 years to eat a boiled peanut. My life will never be the same. 🥜

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@Shady_Baade I think you meant to say #MomAmy #autocorrect

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Today I bought a tennis skirt. Am I a stay at home mom yet? #25flirtyandthriving

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Last night I had a dream that Robin, Barney, Ted and I escaped prison together. I think I've been watching too much Prison Break and HIMYM.

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@amandadye_ Hm. I think I'd rather marry a complete stranger just for the name change.

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@zacbrinchi TBH, I've thought about it.

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Taking suggestions for my teacher name. Ms. Pacholski is too hard. Ms. Amy isn't allowed. Ms. P causes immature laughter. 🚽

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@taysmith91 #wholegluten30 🍕

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

I thought I knew what embarrassment felt like until I drove away with the gas pump still in my car.

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

@JPage1293 Phew. Thought I was the only one. #TeamGluten #GlutenStrong #GlutenGal #GlutenAmy

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Am I the only one that still eats gluten around here?!

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When you went to bed at 9 but still get to see all the fireworks. 🇺🇸💥

[Amy Pacholski @Amayayay]

One month into summer and 4 seasons into HIMYM. #noshame #SummerAmy

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My parents got each other the same anniversary card. If this isn't love I don't know what is.