AmayzinDave

Your big eared, friendly neighbourhood optimist.
2 parts laughter, 1 part human, 2tbsp of cyborg and a pinch of astrology

[AmayzinDave @AmayzinDave]

I KNOW YALL TIRED OF MY JOJO TWEETS so here’s my last jojo post of the day! A quick sneak peek of what to expect on October 30th! Watch the full trailer here: https://t.co/jgTxzXrI13 @itsjojosiwa #HoldTheDrama shout out to @JennaMadalena

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Is intimacy weaponized in this day and age?

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@_tina_c Sugar baby 👀

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@Mike5357 Alrdy have interest and found a niche market @JennaMadalena

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My favourite way to start the day is sitting on the deck in the morning, drinking an iced coffee and fantasizing how I can bottle my farts and sell them online

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@Mike5357 Do I have an opportunity for you! join me in bottling our farts - this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

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@natachuck

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Ew the panorama is coming to a close and I’m not okay with that because I haven’t accomplished anything in the past year

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@natachuck I found the noods

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@natachuck Send noods

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And of course, when feminism is brought up in conversation, he feels challenged and how life is unfair because marital law caters to women. Yet he is blind to his own privilege and how he has consistently benefitted from the patriarchy.

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How am I spending my Saturday? Dismantling toxic masculinity within the household by arguing against toxic rhetoric of how “men should act like X” because my brother truly believes men shouldn’t be allowed to express their feelings. I blame @RolloTomasi999 and @RichardCooper16

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Day 2 of Aries season and I’ve alrdy done so many impulsive things. Is anyone else feeling this chaotic (but good) energy or is it just me? #astrology #doesnt #lie

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I know my libra Mars is working when I spend 4 hours on Amazon trying to decide if I should buy it or not and weigh ALL 👏🏻 my 👏🏻options 👏🏻.
Is it the cheapest? What’re the reviews? Do I need this? Let’s read Reddit reviews.... #astrology #doesnt #lie

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@idiotbangporn Light her stuff on fire. No one comes between me and my ganja

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@natachuck There’s no teen drama at home.

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The white privilege in the justice system is disgusting and unfathomable. To go on a shooting spree and have it justified as “having a bad day.” 🤢🤮 smh we need to do better.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did" -- a law enforcement official explains Robert Aaron Long's decision to kill 8 people in a strange manner

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tweet tweet back on twitter again.
show me some hot tea because i am parched

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three years later and nothing has changed.
houldve chilled with those emojis and capslock
xoxo - futuredavid

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I cringe at myself every time I look at my past photos / how I acted on social media. Someone should've dropped kicked me wtf was I doinggg

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@katieford146 Good it was targeted

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I see people me age getting engaged, married, buying houses together, ring shopping and I’m here enjoying my bowl of KD. Why’s everyone settling at such a young age 🤭👀