Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!
me: so basically disney WORLD has four parks & two water parks, while disneyLAND has two parks and is the original do you see the difference like it’s totally different places and totally different names
guy at the bar: i think i see my friends