Amber Noel

My mom says I'm cool so fuck you. ✌

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

3 flights this week with @SouthwestAir
One was canceled, one was delayed 4 hours, and now the plane is under maintenance 🙃 #notimpressed

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

Why did no one tell me that #Riverdale is fucking amazing. I can't stop watching

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

Hoping I have the worst seats in the house so hopefully @xl1067 takes pity and upgrades us! #UpgradeMeXL #Upgrademyticket #upgrademe #xl1067

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

When you feel like someone is literally squeezing your heart and you are finding it hard to breathe, sucks.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

Being depressed really really sucks.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

fuck a fake friend I'd rather have no friends. (:

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

This world is filled with unforgiving assholes.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

As someone who lives in the Orlando area, I am horrified and disgusted to hear about this tragedy. #RIPChristina you will be so missed 🎤🎶❤

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

my heart is broken. I can't even begin to express how devastated I am. rest in peace you amazing beautiful gifted girl. I love u so much.

[ㅤㅤ @dicahprio]

we won't. #ripchristina https://t.co/3ztO24F0Kn

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

Today as my 60 year old boss was leaving I shouted "Peace out girl scout!"
He looked at me like I was a dumbass.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

Depression sucks a lot.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

How dare you say "what happened" to an aging actor while your fat ass is covered in butter and sour patch kids in a reclining theater seat.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

I made the mistake of watching the move My Girl. I'm a fucking mess.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Sucks to think that my future nieces or nephews have the potential to call me Uncole.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Have you ever sat down and asked yourself if Nickelback truly deserves the reputation it suffers in our society? #EverytimeIDoItMakesMeLaugh

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Nothing like accidentally ending a business call with "love you, bye." #WatchMySoulLeaveMyMortalFlesh

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

If I ask if you smoke, and you respond with, "smoke what?" Say no more~ #IKnowExactlyWhatYouSmoke

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

#OnceUponATime fucking shit up as usual and hurting my feelings.

[Amber Noel @Amber_Tastical]

like you need to check your attitude at the door or you can get the fuck out and I'll find someone else to work your shift #tmlt