My favorite kind of romance is the messy, loud, ridiculous kind. Let’s turn the volume all the way up, lose the clothes, and dance around the house to some good rock music tonight. Just you, me, and zero dignity.
Can I be your Valentine? I’m giving you the only thing I have that’s truly one-of-a-kind: Me. I’m waiting for you, and I’m already gift-wrapped in exactly what you like.