Amber Imperiale

• live while you can • fight for what you believe in 🚀🌖

[Amber Imperiale @AmberImperiale]

imagine ‘you can’t hurt me’ being your mantra pulling your ski mask over your face going into rob a bank

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grass really just out here raw doggin’ life

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hey google, roll for initiative

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

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“and you’re watching Disney channel”

*porn hub intro*

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the strip club in gta 6 VR gonna be wild

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[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Responsible bear picks up fallen traffic cone

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instead of saying your name at graduation they say your gamertag

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

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“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna” -Lil Wayne

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@hashkaan unfortunately it’s not even a team is one person with no media experience what so ever 😂😂

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Can religious people stay the fuck out of the government fuck

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@oldtimefeelin The fact that you have a picture of our dad on a horse

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i miss college.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

turbotax: do you have any dependants?

me: i am the backbone of several groupchats

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

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@AbigailNguyen_ @_tiffanyimp Why is my dog the only one locked up like a criminal lmaooo

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Hardcore missing Casey’s pizza right now

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. said there were two Americas and dedicated his life to fighting systemic racism.

Today's athletes have taken up that fight.

#MLKDay https://t.co/XPoI5lVYZa

[Amber Imperiale @AmberImperiale]

One time I told this guy i worked with that this other girl we worked smelled weird and it turned out to be his girlfriend.