amber tinsley

Just your extraordinary mom nerd.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People surprised about white people freaking out over a black mermaid seem to forget that white folks freaked out so hard about a black President they elected a clown fascist from TV who promised to build a wall to keep out brown folks.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@FiendishZoo I really wanna get some of these and mess with the heathens. I mean. Oh that’s neat.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Perhaps “Lock her up” isn’t so funny in MAGA World tonight.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

The one gay FBI agent raiding Trump’s safe at Mar-a-Lago

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

'6 n the Morning Feds at your door.....'

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

This was such a edge of the seat moment.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

A hold-your-breath, I-was-there, tell-your-grandkids AB.

Miggy vs. Mariano, nine years ago today.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@EntEarth A healthy mixture of all things Godzilla and lots of dinosaurs.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@WhismanSucks Dude definitely needs his own Crime in Sports episode and maybe like 12 bonus episodes. Just please make it a watch from home live show.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@FiendishZoo Wait isn’t @BurgerKing “Have it your way”? The only thing that comes to mind is the King looking at me like imma snack. I take my burgers seriously and would go full Farva. As maybe we should the notsosecret service.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@WhismanSucks At least he doesn't have his finger stuck in his bellybutton...

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@AGEricSchmitt

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@cousin_creepy looks like the only bright spot is our birthday's.

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

This absolutely rules.

https://t.co/IiECJSgQM2

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@cousin_creepy

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@cousin_creepy

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@springfieldNL When you just want to slam your own face with a metal chair while screaming "no way how could this happen?" it's usually from a headline like this.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@AGEricSchmitt Are you fucking joking?

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@WhismanSucks Coming to a state fair near you, deep fried ice.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@jenngulbrandsen I got lost in my own neighborhood bc I parked facing the opposite direction I always do. So when I left nothing looked familiar, I was very confused and lost for a good 5 minutes. It happens to the best of us.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@godzilla154 Those eyes though...holy crap. You've done an amazing job.

[amber tinsley @Ambermt85]

@XanozIchimonji