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[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Why are we just fucking lying?

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[Jay 🏂 @liljay8k]

“Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

me:

[a. 🍂 @flatlinebiiebs]

i apologize for the person i’m about to become…

[Purple Base @purplbase]

how i'm sleeping tonight
#SWAG

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

[heather @joebrinas]

the two sexiest quarterbacks in the league are the only ones who can stop mahomes and the chiefs ❤️

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[M🍫 @_Fwmaddy]

Ferb got the baddest bitch on the show because he knew when to shut the fuck up

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

we failed you rachel green

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“We ask women why they don’t come forward when sexually assaulted.

It’s because we live in a world where an abuser will be our next president.”

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you've had a long day at 10am