amy :~) 🍓✨

sending my silly lil tweets!!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Rocko @Rocko64_]

every single time a new thing is learned about evolution it prizes collaboration over competition

[#REF! @im_REFarted]

being the guy that knows where everything is in the SharePoint

[Patrick @audiohymn]

One time I was trying to figure out where my parents hid my DS and I found a bunch of books called stuff like "Caring for the 'Special' Child" and "The 'Difficult' Child: A Roadmap"

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Not seeing a lot Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar on your little best 100 movies of the 21st century ballots…..

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

[Jeremy D. Larson @jeremydlarson]

Thinking about girls, being happy in your car, being depressed in your boat, thinking about death. Brian Wilson knew what life was about

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It should be illegal for advertisements to include rhymes. To abuse poetry in order to sell a product is a desecration of the human spirit.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

how i have been feeling recently

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

randomly broke into a laughing fit today thinking of "where's the zookeeper? no nooooo"

[doxie @doxie_gay]

autistic girlz will drop the most insane rizz then go nonverbal like their turn just ended or something

[amy :~) 🍓✨ @amblant]

Soooo true i love being bug-pilled

[Kieran (follow me @Toadally on 🦋) @Smatterbrain]

I’m so serious, if you can learn to love bugs, you will find wonder under every leaf and stone. Your world suddenly becomes filled with even more reasons to be curious.

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

what the husband in anatomy of a fall was doing before he fell off the roof

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

100 gecs is a ska band