Kelly Grayson

A writer and popular public speaker who spends his royalty checks on brown liquor, guns, and a woman who tolerates his shenanigans with minimal eye-rolling.

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@Julia577167000 Yes.

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@Avabelly__ At least 20% is customary. You’re about $60 short, cheapskate.

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@ZionWatchdog @kirawontmiss If you’re in America, and you actually go to a restaurant that follows the philosophy you espouse… you will 100% bitch about the prices. Guaranteed. Yeah it’s a weird system, but customers have supported it.

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@kirawontmiss Some of the posts like this - like the ones saying 30-40% is standard, ARE ridiculous.

This particular post, however, is perfectly reasonable.

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@Monica55dzrh All 20.

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@Murk441 14

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@otokyo Unburned food?

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New to the Merch Store https://t.co/ZjnUtuDrVm

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@Hania16836 Maybe you could… mind your own business?

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@WorkElizab Give the man his minutes. He’s shifting from Work Mode to Husband Mode, and he needs time to decompress.

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@otokyo The Eight Sisters of the A Pack O’ Lips.

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@TaraBull I think in America, that is entirely reasonable.

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@Babywwir 20/20. What do I win?

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https://t.co/b4V9xcFYGh

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@lady_valor_07 20% is reasonable, you bunch od cheapskates.

That’s $100, not $40.

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@lady_valor_07 Angioplasty

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@AussieJenP83 NONE.

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@lady_valor_07 Heterosexuality?

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@glam_queenn 1-6

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@WorkElizab She’s 37.