john Anderson

Fuck it, we'll do it live

[Sarah @SarahT_1993]

The people who fly the “don’t tread on me” and “thin blue line flags” together are the equivalent to the “BLM” people voting for Biden/Harris.

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

You drove the riding mower shit faced and now you got a corn maze.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

If it has tits or wheels, it will take your money and break your heart.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

Your voice makes me want to pull my fucking hair out.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

Get out of your own way.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

@rachelvd93 I thought it was a joke when I heard it for the first time 😂😂

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

Never thought I'd hear a hamms commercial on pandora.

[Ron Swanson @ReaIRonSwanson]

Attempting to socialize.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

Put up 25 no trespassing signs today. Ready for the eclipse.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

If a man can't piss in his own front lawn he's living to close to town.

[john Anderson @Amccarthy417]

If Terrebonne had a liquor store I would never have a reason to leave town.