Amy Everett

no one of consequence.

[The Millions @The_Millions]

We may still be deep into winter, but if you put your mind to it, any book can be a beach read, from Leo Tolstoy to massive presidential biographies. @bekahwaalkes on unseasonal reading: https://t.co/9A9CE9YbhK

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

you kno I’m too lazy to delete them tho

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

Ummm who let me have a Twitter in 2012??

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

they are so bad/embarrassing

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

I was tryna search google photos for a recipe and a pic of me showed up. Guess I’m a whole snack?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

@k_waalk I literally sent this gif to someone 26 minutes ago. What if we sent it at the same time?? 👀

[Janelle Conti @janelle_conti]

I think about this at least twice a day

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

New mantra, per @k_waalk “No one came out of the womb knowing Check On It”.

[Glimmer Train @glimmertrain]

Honorable Mentions for the May/June New Writers Award: https://t.co/55g1d1Nf4D

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

https://t.co/2fxnioLajI Hoping canton can find better ways to help its young people than expelling them. What good do you honestly think will come from that? For the ones you're thinking of expelling, I mean, and their education, not for your social institutions. @cantoncitysupt

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

KANYE IS NOT DISAPPOINTED IN ME. he just has no idea I exist.

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

& then I realized IT WAS A DREAM. And y’all. I have never known such relief.

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

I got all anxious at first cause I hate when ppl are disappointed in me and I couldn’t finish my bacon.

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

& then I woke up and at breakfast while I was eating my bacon I had the sudden feeling that Kanye was disappointed in me

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

&Kanye wasn’t mad, just disappointed, but his disappointment was worse than anger would have been.

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

& when I asked who they were Kim (in my defense it didn’t look like her) told me I lived under a rock and Kanye shook his head sadly and asked if I knew anything about pop culture

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

& let me tell you, Kanye was cunning af. But I still said no. & then Kanye told me that he loved me & I was bewildered but also like ok &then his wife showed up at the house with some baby

[Amy Everett @Ame_Eve]

Last night I had a dream that Kanye broke into my house. He was tryna steal my couches?? & they were nice couches so obvi I was like no, don’t take my couches. & he tried to trick me into leaving my house so he could take my couches