Amelia King

Cheshire baller, shot caller, brawler.

[Holy M😳ly @HolyMolythe3rd]

Who made this? 😂

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

1. I’m an Evertonian
2. How much of a fucking rockstar does Keegan look?
3. Fuck Thatcher
4. RIP legend KK

[judy murray @JudyMurray]

Where’s the next generation of Scottish players coming from when @tennisscotland chooses to close its only training centre for the summer holidays (8 weeks)? And offers no funding for kids in national or international competitions. Yet there are 4 full time performance staff. 🤷‍♀️

[Margaret Q @MargaretQewic]

Laugh you lose What's blue and not very heavy

[Barry Taylor @baudelairestard]

Very impressive analysis from Andros Townsend. Please can we have him on TV somewhere in future instead of some of the utterly hopeless fuckwits that are currently employed - particularly by Sky Sports?!🙄

[Kyama ⚽ @ElijahKyama_]

The time Jose Mourinho explained to Gary Neville the difference btwn tactical system & principles of play.

"All good teams defend compact. It’s just a basic principle."

But today Gary is telling Roy Keane, Tuchel should've just have man marked Messi.

[Kieran Doyle @Statford_Bridge]

Unbelievable graphic

[⚽️Pedro Mendonça🧠 @PedMenCoach]

Spain's national team often finishes the warm-up with all outfield players trying to score against all the goalkeepers, with the ball not allowed to leave the penalty area. Who do you think wins more often?

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

an incredible actor and so funny. rip sam

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

POV: trying to watch a movie in daylight

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

How on earth has the bloke come up with that? 😂

[clara / casey ☘︎ @capy_clara]

genuinely my only frame of reference for lindsay graham is cole escolas impression of if he got cast in Oh Mary

[István Beregi @SteveBeregi]

The more describable a team plays the more tactical it is perceived = the better a coach's work is perceived.

The more intuitive a team plays the more chaotic it is perceived = the worse a coach's work is perceived.

A big paradox in football.

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

The BBC’s latest audience figures show it’s reaching more than half a billion people worldwide — 502 million — for the first time in its history. That’s more than 6% of the entire world’s population. It’s a huge achievement for Britain’s global influence.

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Reform are questioning who funds Count Binface.

This is better than anyone could have imagined 😂

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter confronts Head of NATO Mark Rutte: "You sit next to Donald Trump in moments where he talks about conquering Greenland, talks about lashing out at allies like Spain, starting trade wars, things that it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any effect on your self-respect when you sit next to him and say nothing?"

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

I don’t like being this rude. I feel uncomfortable and embarrassed saying it.
But I’m gonna say it anyway and feel embarrassed.
You’re a moron.