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[Rob Roberts @itsrobroberts]

Someone has left this note - and this lighter! - at the Halifax grave of Maj.-Gen. Robert Ross, the British military man who burned down the White House.

[Hunikin 💣🐶 dog vtuber @hunikinn]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:

United States of America is renamed to UNITED STATES OF ONTARIO! 🇨🇦

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Tengan mucho cuidado cuando salgan a la calle
Ayer cuando salí de la oficina me encontré al mismo Diablo.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[: @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the baby's name cannot be Taylor. that's too obvious. it must be Renesmee.

[🌟lucky🌟 @whosluckee]

vous voulez que je me tue?

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!

Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

[susa @prinkasusa]

Two thirds of Alzheimer’s patients are women. Not because women live longer, but because estrogen protects the brain. When it’s suddenly stripped away, the brain literally shrinks. Brain fog in your 40s isn’t “just stress.” It’s a red flag. But instead of addressing hormones, women are gaslight with antidepressants or told to meditate. Fast forward 20 years and she’s in a nursing home and can’t remember her own kids. This isn’t “normal aging.” It’s medical negligence. And despite most Alzheimer’s patients being women, much of the research is still done on male mice instead of female mice. That’s not science, that’s neglect.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment.
One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank.
That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[Abraham @gomezilustra]

Los canadienses después que Bad Bunny los nombrara:

[Prêt-À-Porter ۞ @DavidRoldan_3]

"Tu también deberías de creen en ti, vales más de lo que piensas"

[Andrés @abrenesu_]

mi abuelo: ya vengo voy a hacer unos mandados

mi abuelo a las dos horas:

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Create chaos. Change the headlines. Bury the truth.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Life never gave us lemons, we gave life lemons 🍋