David

[David @American_Menace]

@FantasyPros
I traded for C Brown, Coker, and Ladd in a 12 team PPR. I’m 3-3. Pickens and Waddle still have upcoming bye weeks. Brown and Coker don’t. I used the trade analyzer but it depended on the experts I chose. Did I make a good trade?

[Freeman⚓️💪🏼 @Emmachuuks]

2 years in the gym.

Every single exercise has progressed in weight.

And somehow I’m STILL over here fighting for my fucking life with 10 lb lateral raises

Some things just aren’t meant to progress.

[David @American_Menace]

@SleeperNFL 49ers for sure

[David @American_Menace]

@SleeperNFL Keep Hurts, Trade Darnold, Cut Herbert

[David @American_Menace]

I just lifted 32,410 lbs on @hevyapp

https://t.co/4824D2Fn2O

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I want Ref #131 investigated.

He is looking directly at the most obvious Facemask in the history of football and doesn’t move a muscle.

[Better Man @BeBetterMan_]

TAX LOOPHOLES THAT FEEL ILLEGAL, BUT ARE 100% LEGAL

1) RENT YOUR HOME TO YOUR OWN BUSINESS

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

My wife after I’ve worked up the courage to ask her what our plans are this weekend when I know she’s already told me at least a dozen times.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

There’s an old Chinese proverb that I love:

“If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will avoid one hundred days of sorrow.”

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd"

What a line!

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Bigger dreams call for healthier habits and healthier habits require more self discipline.”

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

Are women starting to realize that they have been wrong about men?

[Debra Lea @thedebralea]

Women selling their nudes for $5.99 to random men on the internet = “empowering!”

Sydney Sweeney prob making $50 million+ for one ad = “setting back decades of progress for women.”

Feminism is the greatest gaslighting campaign of all time!

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Travis Kelce literally TACKLING people so Patrick Mahomes can score and the ref right behind him JUST WATCHING 😂😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who is this menace

[David Asman @DavidAsmanfox]

“San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy will owe $6.2 million in state and local income taxes, according to the calculator. The figure for Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is $365,000.”

We could soon have a Red/Blue divide in the NFL. https://t.co/vXLbhyoQpI

[Kyle Ingram @SnapshotKyle]

Another “turnover” for Caitlin Clark…

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Brittney Griner has no tits because he is a man. The end.