American Hyperbole

Mixed Ultimate in Baltimore, MD: Rosa Parks sitting front row at a Bruce Springsteen concert while sipping Colt 45.

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Interest Forms are OUT! Follow the link! Any additional questions? Email us at [email protected]

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Our first open tryout is just 3 weeks away! Don’t forget to fill out the interest form.
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Heyoooo! Come join us this Tuesday April 9th at 7 PM for a track workout at Catonsville High School!! Please bring running shoes and cleats. Any questions? Feel free to DM us or email us at [email protected]

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Come join us! Any questions? Email us at [email protected]

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Aaaand for gold: is anyone surprised??? Josh, Yeahlexx, and Kelly

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WITH THE SILVER: Clay, Dragon, and Sarah are getting #moist

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IN THIRD: Skunk is back on the podium with Erica and Dylan!!

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So in a weird turn of events, we didn’t make regionals. Everyone is bummed, but now we get to run Hype Olympics a few weeks early

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Happy birthday Jeff!!!!!!!!

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Saturday + Sunday Highlights from the @USAUltimate Capital Men's + Mixed Sectionals are now UP! 📷

Congratulations to all of the teams that qualified for Mid-Atlantic Regionals 🙌

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Today on the GroupMe: Sharma vs. millenials and their crazy slang

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Today on the Hype GroupMe: does Skunk have a vendetta against all bucket hats, or just @KaraSchulden wearing a bucket hat?

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Help out local teams! @Pandatimeulti is having a fundraiser and would love for you to go support them!

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Hype finished the wet wet weekend 5th overall at Sunrise. Thank you to our very own @claymazin15 aka @OakCreekUlti for hosting

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Played a tourney in the pouring rain all day.... puddles in shoes, clothes still soaked at 11 pm, etc.... yet guess who still walked away with aggressive tan lines..?

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**ATTENTION**
Official Roster Announcement

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Heading down to NC where the temps are pushing 100 all weekend, so you know what that means... #hypedrate

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Hello, we are bad at social media but we had our first tournament of the season today! Thanks to all the teams that came out today and sorry for the wet weather. Until next time!

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Second open tryout! Second open tryout! Join us tonight at 8:30 PM on Catonsville Turf!!