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I had become cold like snow, but that girl was my spring. Was thinking of leaving but now @tombrady is here. Pronouns: thee, thou, thine. Amos 9:2

[＼(｀0´)／ @AmericanRailgun]

Greatest Rom Com anime of all time.

[Funimation @Funimation]

And last but not least...

The Horimiya finale 😭😭😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If Jensen gave me his word about compute delivery or I asked for components to be accelerated, he always came through.

Sure, we’d put together a purchase order at some point later, but I never for a second thought it wouldn’t happen.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Jensen drove supply chain brilliantly at Nvidia, but many of those deals were a handshake with Jensen, not a written contract.

Without Jensen, at least some of those critical deals will be lost.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The only thing that could make the ground stoppage worse is hearing this during it

[Adam Ford @FordCartoons]

Imagine thinking of this, let alone executing it. "The future" doesn't happen unless people make it happen. I am in awe.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Entire Microsoft Network Goes Down After Greg Removes USB Device Without Clicking 'Eject' First https://t.co/2TXy8z5fsG

[U.S. Attorney Aaron Reitz @USAttyReitz]

Former Obama-Biden Admin officials are urging foreign adversaries to gather evidence so that a future Democrat White House can partner with them to detain and prosecute Trump Admin officials.

This kind of seditious meddling may be illegal.

DOJ will smoke it out.

More to come.

[Mike Kehoe @MikeLKehoe]

A mother and two of her two children were killed in Missouri by this illegal alien truck driver.

Operating a commercial rig on American highways is a heavy responsibility, not a privilege to be handed out without strict verification of current legal status, competency, and safety compliance.

We demand corrective action from @JBPritzker.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Charlie: The greatest threats to civilization are woke Communists and Islam.

Nick: The greatest threats to civilization are Organized Jewry and its accomplices.

Nick offers nothing but a red herring to distract from the true threats Charlie identified.

[Anime Trending @AniTrendz]

BREAKING: "Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World-" Season 5 Officially Announced!

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

Former Obama advisers are openly calling for foreign countries to pursue criminal cases against Secretary Hegseth.

Their proposal: “quietly gather evidence” now and wait until Trump leaves office to issue indictments.

[MyAnimeList @myanimelist]

#Breaking News: Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu (Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World-) gets fifth season #リゼロ #rezero https://t.co/uDQ8oADybA

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Mike Pence Says "A Lot Of People" Are Asking Him To Run For President
https://t.co/zYJfbExvgj

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

UPDATE! All passengers have been accounted for!

Praise God! 

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Professor has heart attack mid-lecture, gets saved by Navy SEAL student
https://t.co/VTewpb0FWp

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hoobastank gave their fellow passengers a private concert from 30,000 feet during the FAA Grounding yesterday

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 Bill Gates Says a Global ‘Catastrophe’ May Be Needed to Usher in AI Regulations

“It may be that we have to suffer a few of the negatives before we respond as fully as we should.”

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Watch out, AI Covid incoming

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Apparently you can now get a penalty for showing too many goalposts on the Jumbotron during opponents' field goal tries
https://t.co/dxcsWB5new

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Secretary of State Marco Rubio just gave a masterclass on why we should close our border and stop mass migration from the third world.

“They tell us that we are compelled by a sacred legal obligation to give up our power, to surrender our sovereignty, to submit to the whims of our enemies, to allow our cities to descend into violent anarchy, to welcome in any foreigner from anywhere in the world who arrives at our doorstep without permission, to transform our towns into refugee camps for the entire planet.”

“There is nothing, there is nothing in our history or the history of any other great nation that requires us to recognize the authority or legitimacy of any of these ridiculous ideas.”

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: The ultimate question of our time is whether Americans have a moral right to exist as a distinct nation and a distinct people, and thus to demand a government that defends and pursues our interests above all else.