Uncle Sam

A true patriot. My pants have more stripes than a family of zebras. STARS AND BARS! #America

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

Russia should have considered the sale of Alaska for a bit longer. $7.2 million was a steal for a massive, oil-filled land mass. #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

@QueensPineapple @sanford_dole You silly little fruit. America was the best thing to ever happen to your islands! #NomNomNom #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

Silly Philippines, the USA doesn't lose wars. What have you gotten yourselves into? #CantStopWontStopGonnaMakeYaBodiesDrop #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

@Rob_Stutz32 This canal will be a great American accomplishment. The money we'll make will be outrageous! #MURICA #JustKeepDiggin #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

@Baritone1296 America will come, see, and conquer. You are at the mercy of this world's best soldiers. Good luck. #Winning #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

@aya_averre Justice will be done to anyone who attacks the great American people! The search is on! #AvengeTheShip #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

@CassieArendec1 America will lead your people to greatness! After all, it is the greatest nation on Earth! #FutureState #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

The great Panama Canal is a great way to travel faster and it makes shipping goods by boat much quicker. Thanks, workers. #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

This great nation loves to help out smaller nations. Imperialism does us all good. #AMERICA #3rdAverre

[Uncle Sam @AmericanUncle]

Queen Liliuokalani knows what needs to be done! Presidents are better than kings and queens. #DownWithMonarchy #3rdAverre