Ames 69er's

The Ames 69er's, we dominate the ISU intramural league. *NOT affiliated with ISU* Don't introduce us to your mother or sister, you could have a new father.

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Baylor sucks our intramurals are better

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Show us you sp(b)oo(bs)ky personality

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Big game this week, it’s quarterfinal time

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

We welcome Larry the Lizard. He has the thick scaly skin we are looking for, he can take any trash talk thrown at him https://t.co/fdHToCbQJm

[Andrew Marsh @_MarshyMarsh_]

@Jake_Austin2 @ConnorPeshut Starting at Gaurd for the Ames 69ers, Lizard

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Dodgeball tonight at 10:15, just trying to make it through the whole night without catching a couple balls to the face

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

We would like to officially announce the signing of @RobGronkowski, Rob has lived the 69er lifestyle for many years. He enjoys gassing beers, chasing chicks, and finds 69 funny. On behalf of the whole 69er community, welcome Gronk! #Ames69ers https://t.co/o4C0y85UEF

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

However it is my absolute privilege to announce that today Friday. February. 15th. Is the first day of...... #AnalSZN 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

With a heavy heart I regret to announce the end of #AssEatingSZN, till next year good friend 😞

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

We got 69er alumni back in the house this weekend. Please give a warm welcome back to... “the wooden cart.... WARRIOR”

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Aight bitches I’m back from my hiatus

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

@DSempek You’re lucky I was able to block someone so we could stay at a #nice number

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

216 is a douche, to the pit of misery!!!!!!!!

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Post game press conference I wanna look like this after all the ass we eat tonight

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

#ComebackSZN #AssEatingSZN

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Don’t be an asshole and be our 70th follower

[Alex Mortimer @morale_bball32]

@Ames69ers Hell I’ll bring actual drinks if we get some fans #LadiesNight

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Heyy ladies it’s your favorite Coach/ Star player/ CEO Jake 👀😫😎 Tonight at 10 is ladies night at State Gym. Ladies drink for free, and by drink I mean watch some sexy ass men hoop it up 🏀 69ers have it all; sex appeal, white guy shooting, and one guy that can dunk 🍑 be there

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Hey der bud, it’s 69er game day 😫🤑🏒 come out and watch the boys at 11:30 tonight dangle, snipe, and celly while we put the biscuit in the oven against the “Backdoor Sluts”. Put er in the 5 hole against the Goalie 🥅 and then the 6 hole in the ladies 🍑

[Ames 69er's @Ames69ers]

Here’s a good zombie pick up line:
“I’ll eat your heart out... almost as good as I’ll eat your ass”