Ames Whiskey Dicks

Iowa State University's premier Intramural B/C League Basketball team. Exerting their dominance over oppenents for 4 long years.

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Well, it happened again. Amy Klobuchar announced that she is running for President, talking proudly of fighting global warming while standing in a virtual blizzard of snow, ice and freezing temperatures. Bad timing. By the end of her speech she looked like a Snowman(woman)!

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After a recent “matter” in which an ISU dance team captain wound up pregnant, ex owner and CEO @MayorElbertJr said selling the team was in his and his future son’s best interest.

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“Legends never die” said ex-WD PG @Brady_Reinig on a recent team reunion in Scottsdale, when asked about whether he thinks the blonde dime he dated during his Whiskey Dick career still thinks about him and his exceptionally long.. wingspan

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WD Owner and CEO @MayorElbertJr says he plans on providing Jeffs 20 inch pizzas and a meat and cheese tray on sidelines to lure fans to game

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WD's newcomer of the month @juicyyjoe says he plans on actually wearing shorts and bball shoes this time to prove how serious this game is.

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WD Coach outraged after league "randomly" selects @TLeo25 for pre-tournament steroid test.

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WD slasher @Kat_Reflexes says he plans on scoring from anywhere and everywhere in upcoming game. "I ain't got no type", he says.

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WD GF @meremyoung says she is excited to see her man @TLeo25 step onto court for first time this season. "He's gonna look hot AF" she says

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Need to get in the Christmas spirit? Just think about @bgossett5’s sexy quick-release base line jumper #wet #hegotthegirl

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@AlecRyan1044 received a flagrant crotch shot foul from @TJayC3 this morning

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This is a Whiskey Dicks PSA: 100% chance of precipitation now until midnight in Ames. Expect women to show up at bars pre-moistened

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After some pre-game hip thrusts, @King_Arthur22 says the blood has finally returned to his head and he can see straight

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The Whiskey Dicks have arrived and are warming up. @paulyd712 promises a quick win so the team can hurry up and get to Dollar Drink Night

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It's almost time for tipoff in the second round of the ISU C League Basketball Tourney!

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Running full court press when up 25. #TFM

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Us tonight @AmesDicks RT “@FunnyPicsDepot: I assume basketball is not life 😂😂”

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After game @Kat_Reflexes threw down tomahawk dunk in celebration. Multiple sources say he was surrounded by female jersey chasers in seconds

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However, @paulyd712 is dead last in Free Throw % as he is yet to make a single FT. Paul says he is considering "granny style" in future.

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WD shooting guard @paulyd712 leads league in 3 point % (100) after going 1/1 in tonight's game. Spectators said it was a miracle it went in.