Paralums

Graduated and ready for banter

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@AmesParallel Patrick "cramps" Schmidt. Position: hammers. Interesting fact: he's cramped at every game I've been to with him.

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@Matt_K99 this isn't banter. This is you trying to be hot shit. If you like banter pls reference @A_Mar32

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@Matt_K99 stop trying to start shit. Twitter does this neat thing where it saves your account to the phone.

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@ICWingUlti yoooo, took our advice! Very deserving player

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@IHUC_OCO @Ames_Parallel new tweeter acc

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Go follow @Ames_Parallel its the current twitter

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@A_Mar32 https://t.co/ZvGvjASrEX

[Joe @BillyWheeler]

Who wants to go camping with me this fall?

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Congrats to Ryan Helton and Joey Kosterman for making 1st team all-state

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@1Duck1Love only the 4th best captain I've ever had!

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@ISUltimate Joey is trash. Good luck. Whatever you do, don't tell him he's good at anything. Feeding a fire.

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@1Duck1Love Popken is pretty good when he can stay healthy. Better designate somebody to roll him out, preferably with lotions.

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Only confirmed players going to college ultimate programs are captains Joey Kosterman, @ISUltimate and Ben Popken @1Duck1Love. How cute.

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@BillyWheeler @PFUltimate we want Twitter updates Everytime you or Peter does something

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@ICWingUlti @Ulti_world ehh not worth it, we just needed to make sure you knew you were wrong ;)

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@ICWingUlti @Ulti_world carter had all of them for centennial

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@ICWingUlti @Ulti_world matt belling had like 30

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@ICWingUlti @AmesParallel @Ulti_world Joey had 19

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@ICWingUlti @Ulti_world actually, no stats were kept, so claiming that dill got the most assists was biased

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@ISUltimate Somebody over at usau clearly didn't want Peter winning freshman of the region. We call hacks

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Where is Peter? Congrats to Ben tho https://t.co/EINQYjZFKp

[Iowa State Ultimate @ISUltimate]

Congrats to Cullen Raasch (2nd Team All-Region) and Ben Joerger (All-Freshmen) for showcasing (some of) the young talent ISUC is returning.

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@ICWingUlti Ibo should win the Batie award (dicking on people)