Alex Freund

Writer @lovevictorhulu / @Reductress / texts to my friends

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Idc if you are “gay” or “straight” or “my mom” if you like my tweet you’re flirting w me.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The mother of the 5-year-old taken into ICE custody reports that the child is getting sick due to the quality of the food at the facility:

“He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat.”

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Are we sure he’s not confusing Greenland with Iceland?

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Everyone should get one month a year off of work to play a video game they’re really looking forward to. They do that in Italy I think.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

The only way that it’s okay for Taylor Swift to be making this much merch is if she’s going to use the money to fund our Civil War army.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

If saying someone seems gay is outing them, then I was outed by everyone in my middle school 20 years ago.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Some years ago my doctor told me I was too cute to not be having sex and I’ve never seen another doctor since.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

@JudeuYgo What do you do into fuwa/maxx c?

[joseph @highslip]

I don’t care about somebody being republican but you can always tell when a guy, and specifically a gay guy, is getting really jacked to overcompensate for their face

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

This was so well said I thought it was poo crave.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olivia Munn calls out Blue Origin space trip:

“What’s the point? Is it historic that you guys are going on a ride? I think it’s a bit gluttonous. Space exploration was to further our knowledge and to help mankind. What are they gonna do up there that has made it better for us down here?”

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

If you’re anti vax just remember you’re leaving yourself vulnerable to the woke mind virus. (This tweet will change the country)

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

am i the only one who doesn’t think pedro is actually gay. i feel insane

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

That No More Slay skit was SO funny haha… I have no idea how to talk anymore.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

@OrangePaulp You’re the only sane person on this app

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

When a streamer stands up and you see their little legs. Heartbreaking.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Sweatshirt on the right was the pride flag for gay college boys who had a new man’s tongue down their throat every weekend but weren’t out to their parents.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘TWINLESS’ wins The Audience Award: US Dramatic at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

I fell asleep for about 20 minutes in the middle of Nosferatu and I looooved my cut of the movie.

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

… yeah she’s Lady Fucking Gaga bitch

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

She look crazy as hell

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

@PeepsYGO @Trey_TCG https://t.co/nvpZgr7U8M

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

@PeepsYGO @Trey_TCG So if we send this to Konami can we get him banned from TCG events?

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

Elon Musk is suppressing my tweet

[Alex Freund @AMFreund]

“You’re not ugly you’re just poor.”

Then explain this.