Alexander Martin

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

@kfc your drive through in Meir, Stone on Trent is embarrassingly slow. 30 mins before order even taken and the drive through wasn't even full! What a joke

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

@kfc your KFC in Meir, Stoke on Trent drive through is the slowest in the world. 25 mins so far and not even ordered. And there were only a few cars ahead of us. Not good enough.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

@CostaCoffee your Fenton store (Stoke on Trent) is a joke, went to sit in but apparently inside is closed, no signs to say so though. So drive through insteas but no christmas menu until tomorrow. Utter waste of my time. Went to the Hanley store instead where everything is fine.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

G man Thomas

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

Drayton Manor time!

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

Another wing a succumbed to the bbq meat graveyard. The birds and bugs must think I'm some sort of God, bestowing unto them my blessings of cooked meat.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

When bbqing always cook at least one extra chicken wing incase of fall damage, 100% chance a wing will drop off. #xanderprotip

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

Gaming for 19h in support of The British Red Cross. https://t.co/1z578jXtKm

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

BBC Good Food show. Hungry.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

Log in to World of Warships, and let’s conquer the seas and those who dare sail them! Grab your gifts using the link—then battle on! https://t.co/9ctBkE5Nht

[BASW @BASW_UK]

The gold winner is Jane Haywood @DerbyCC for Team leader of the year Adults Services with huge support from her team! Incredible! #SWA18

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

yeees

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

man is hingry

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my view for the next 6 hours.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

are we nearly there yet?

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

hello Twitter followers and welcome to my annual spam.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

I want a go.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

Disabled woman letting guys do laps of smoking area in her electric chair. Never seen guys so happy whizzing around pretending to be crippled.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

10 hours later. I have fully arrived.

[Alexander Martin @AMGnasher]

After the best part of all day I am now in Barnstaple. I hate trains.