amie🦒

[goose @hostile_goose]

Cauliflower is potato broccoli

[goose @hostile_goose]

Radicalise your dad

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[maya cade @mayascade]

how was “the tyra show” real? tyra banks woke up each morning in 2005-2010 and chose violence.

[T @tylerthecreator]

lmfao its like you cant wash your face and fuck shit up too haha

[amie🦒 @AmieWilly]

The McDonalds from my hometown used to sell a size of fries that came in a large soda cup and I miss that

[amie🦒 @AmieWilly]

@jaubreyYT I hate earth

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Merry Christmas to me, from all of you!

My new middle name has been chosen. You voted and the winner is clear.

In 2019 my new legal name will be:

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

It has a nice ring to it (if you like my name).

#MerryChristmas

[za @batsytrash]

the kids who did this for fun are depressed now