Amiright

CEO of Chemistry😈🧪

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Happy Christmas and a merry new year

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@dr.monkerson just won a game against @aylin_apaydin in Trivia Crack!
https://t.co/wIPZ7S3k0p

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I want to thank Mr. Moseby, couldn’t have done it without you king

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leo dicapri sun and tom hanky panky

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Fainting is just unprompted sleeping

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I love &pizza’s new ____ flavored drink @andpizza #PizzaHut

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A wise man once said “Call J. G. Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW”

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an•thro•pol•o•gy
verb
apologizing after throwing ants
similar to: meteorology

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Hmu for turkish tutoring

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A raccoon is more related to a dog than a cat

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@Mister_Milligan er-lie in the morning 🏴‍☠️

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First morning back from college. You already know the vibes

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Putting this on my resume

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Honoré de Balzac

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Bert: will you ever betray me?

Ernie: a relationship with no trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it, but you won’t go anywhere

My favorite Sesame Street™ line

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@jakeweyman (n)/(n!) : (n+1)/(n+1)! (n!)/(n)

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Ratio test

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Great Bon Jovington III of West Hampshire

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I’m back from my Twitter retirement and I have only one thing to say:
piv nirt

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Good eats 😇