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@dreabree72 @MoistCr1TiKaL

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Joshua bought a forklift today,I shot him with my 2” bolt semiautomatic oak wood crossbow. #funnyfunder

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Tha Amish have recently read the Joker comic book, written by Cloogis Bondlefinde. Now we see that we are villages #funnyfunder #beardamish #sillyjoker

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@AmishFAC

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@slipknot What the hell guys. If you don’t do a cover of Beans and Cornbread by Louis Jordan I’m going to be very upset. #cancled

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@KFC_UKI Where

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@AmishFAC Not for quilts

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@KFC_UKI speak for yourselves cowards. How are you not

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@mugzett @Wendys cindi. I would like to inform you that Wendy’s did not accept our offer to partners against @KFC_UKI and their evil ways. The friend of my friend is my enemy. Therefore @Wendys is condoning the behavior of @KFC_UKI while @Wendys sits back and watched @KFC_UKI do the awful things

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@AmishFAC Dude we live right next to you we can see your janky ass non cultivated field.

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@Im_grounds You live in pencilvania? That’s where we live! We live in pencilva #beardamish #funnyfunder

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@amishcomic Where

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@AmishFAC That’s what the movie Elf is based off.

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@ttsfdj can you please give a shout-out to my friend John Cringlestein?

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@KFC_UKI @xlaser

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@KFC_UKI @KFC_UKI I am very

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Yet another coward. Fear the Amish. We’re coming for you next #beardamish #funnyfunder

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@Im_grounds Anmish can survive anything. Maybe you should try harder pal #beardamish #funnyfunder

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@ttsfdj can you please give a shout-out to John Cringlestien and play Beans and Cornbread by Louis Jordan