Amish Johnny Bravo

Visionary Hellenic Midwesterner, robbed of his farm and foreskin.
#OneMoreRep

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

My mom is now frog-pilled.

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

Liberals will kill to you to keep letting their pet browns commit crimes

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Buddy we are putting you in the education camps

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@wigger_pig Excellent, my amazon rental is standing back and standing by

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning.

Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor.

You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again.

You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid.

Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans.

Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview.

On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs.

You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up.

Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+.

At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart.

You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March.

After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail.

Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent.

Your son grows upset. You change the channel.

Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work.

Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV.

Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen.

You sit alone in your living room.

You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you.

Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war.

And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now.

Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem.

For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending.

The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning:

You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work.

And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist.

What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

Trump should've banned Tik Tok

[Alaric @0xAlaric]

Any talk of “ICE hype edits losing the election” is a twitter-siloed misread of the media normal people consume and care about. They irritated leftists on here, and that’s about the extent of it. The truth is that the GOP hasn’t adapted to the slopcannon era of shortform political content, not that it’s gone too far. The DNC did adapt, and it won. Right now, 90% of the things Dems and normies believe about “politics” are just not true, in a way that has never been the case before. Epstein eating babies with Trump, etc. Only a few years ago, the “piss tape” and “Russiagate” took intense national media coverage to develop as mass psychoses, and even then only really weathered discreditation among low-info olds. Now, the vast majority of things you hear from “apolitical normies” are some sort of schizophrenic lie derived from a momentary partisan event 6 months ago — something you, reader, forgot about a week after it happened because you mostly consume news on here.

The GOP lost among its base because of the war, gas prices, bad PR, take your pick. But if we’re talking about media strategy, it lost swing normies that it won in ‘24 because it has consistently failed to adapt to the meta of Lindsay Clancy-style TikTok parallel-reality construction. Funnily enough, this media environment — the total death of “legacy media” and “trusted experts,” supplanted by a decentralized online hive — is the exact thing many on the Right have wished for for many years. It happened… now what? As of now, nothing: hysteria is a commodity you can buy, but Republicans aren’t investing. They seemed to have missed the part of epistemic collapse where the “validity” of ideas is totally meaningless, replaced only by their ability to gain attention as a directional signal.

Trump wins nationally because he is a gravity well for media attention, a unique talent; but the GOP without him as the candidate is totally excluded from the infostream, seemingly by their own choice. Everybody laughed at the DNC buying catamites like Harry Sisson back in 2023, but that’s just part of the game now — botfarming new stock characters into the popular mind in order to run participatory ARG-style media events designed solely to drive turnout. These things don’t happen by accident, they cost money and require learned acumen.

Obviously this is only one small part of the electoral environment, but it’s one that very few people seem to be talking about. Epstein hysteria, the Cornell 7, Nolan Wells, etc. probably drove Dem enthusiasm in as big a way as Iran drove GOP unenthusiasm, and it’s an angle where the GOP seems uninterested in competing.

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@a__random__dude @DerekPederson3 He's 5ft 3. He can't win a national election

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

Fat brown he/they, this tweet totally isn't rooted in resentment

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

I remember Trump going on Andrew Schultz podcast before the 2024 election saying how we was informed Iran was behind the Crooks attempt. This was always personal.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@JackPosobiec The worst political unforced error of my lifetime

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@ChristianHeiens Could this be a bad sign for midterms? Rich jewish donors didn't do enough to defeat the left as they should've and Trump is sick of them? Idk I'll hang up and listen.

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@ChristianHeiens pts

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@ChristianHeiens So FL is a terrible omen of what will happen. Obv election year but down 10 it's from 2024.

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

John Doyle is excellent, this night on the ground will not be

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@gigacontractor @VDAREJamesK Short memory

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

Gas was starting to get to $2.99 in Chicago before the war. I also can't believe people don't remember the dems intentionally invaded our country with 20 million illegals

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@TonerousHyus Will the panhandle be enough to overtake dems EV adv?

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@RedEaglePatriot Should we be nervous about FL?

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@ChristianHeiens Could this be a bad sign for midterms? Rich jewish donors didn't do enough to defeat the left as they should've and Trump is sick of them? Idk I'll hang up and listen.

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

Not everyone can be like Lomez or me that one time with a kickball in hs

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Why didn’t he just dunk it?

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@Sanguiiniius @kriiger_tyto I've been known to surprise

[Amish Johnny Bravo @AmishJohnnyB]

@GeorgeT92387 @Sympathyforthe5 @atlanticesque The beautiful Goethe statue alone makes this true