Amanda Thompson

Bruno Mars/Harry Potter/Weird Al/Music Fanatic. Dog mom to Grace. human mom to Molly. Jazzercise Instructor.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Defund the fucking police

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my stomach after eating nothing but cheese and sugar for 72 hours

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@aliciaHkinney Like buying me things

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@heychristy SBMB RPG years were good years

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@aliciaHkinney

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@michaela__sousa Correct them and say it’s the death sniffles

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@aliciaHkinney 😂😂😂

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Don’t stress-scroll.
Step away from this screen when it isn’t serving you.

(is what he said to himself and then typed and hit Tweet, bloop)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@michaela__sousa Grammy was right about men.

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

Something that wouldn’t upset me normally but does because of quarantine: when my husband didn’t know you have to put salsa in the refrigerator after you open it...and now I have no salsa. And I’m craving it. 😩Get me outta herrreeeeeee

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

@michaela__sousa An exotic animal farm would be scenic and topical.

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sara Bareilles @SaraBareilles]

Honestly. But I mean my god. Can this actually be real?

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

We‘ll get through this together! Here's how we’re helping:

✔️ Removing smartphone data caps for all customers
✔️ Giving 20GB of add’l mobile hotspot data
✔️ Increasing data for schools in our EmpowerED program
✔️ Making it free to call severely impacted countries

More info:

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

sarah palin being on the masked singer is like the 31st worst thing to happen today the insanity barely even registers

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

Be proud that you show up every single day. It may not be easy, you may not see success, and you might be exhausted at times. But you showed up, and trust me when I say that it means everything.

[Amanda Thompson @AMKinney]

😭😭😭 ALL MY DREAMS

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

😢 I miss this.

[Jon Favreau @Jon_Favreau]

Reminder: #TheMandalorian chapter 7 will be available early this week. It posts Wednesday 12/18 instead of Friday