Roselière 🌸🍓

Amandine Malabul sorcière maladroite

[Roselière 🌸🍓 @AmLarousse]

Anxiety is real, depression's very heavy
I wear them both inside my hoodie, wear them out to get me

[Pantalone (financial advice) @Pantaloan]

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

[Ricky valere @ThugValere]

C'EST INCROYABLE QUE LE MOYEN LE PLUS EFFICACE D'ENREGISTRER UN FICHIER AU FORMAT PDF SOIT DE FAIRE CROIRE À SON ORDINATEUR QUE L'ON VA L'IMPRIMER

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[miia @miiagarro]

"why do you want this job"

i've always been passionate about affording food

[Mithila Phadke @PhadkeTai]

love telling absolute strangers my favourite magnolia facts: not only did magnolias exist alongside dinosaurs, they existed BEFORE BEES! they used to be pollinated by beetles because bees simply did not exist yet!!!

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[glen 📀 @nashabichebi]

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

[Freya @phesbianpheal]

I consume so much queer media that sometimes I forget straight people are real

[🐈‍⬛ྀིྀ mclaren f1 team hate acc @m0rguui]

130 000€ d’argent public en media training pour s’adresser à des chaises vides kskdjdjdjjsjdj

[lizzie∴🔩 𓆩𓆪#GentilleEra @Achille_2C]

un jour y'a un pelo il s'est levé il s'est dit que pour faire république on allait faire des origamis derrière un rideau de douche, et tout le monde a dit ok

[han @heymorewords]

twitter is like having an evil diary that talks back to you

[IJC | 5D @5D_Caster]

La vraie victoire ce soir c'est Bayrou qui perd Pau

[bourgeoise grivoise (autodiag) @P3tasse]

Rachida mon bébé je vais mettez une alerte sur ton compte Vestiaire Collective, tu vas devoir vendre les sacs Dior pour payer ta caution, future TAULARDE !!!

[miia @miiagarro]

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Parents when you tell them you have a mental illness

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

[Manouck @Manouck44]

Le colonialisme a pris un nouveau visage au XXIè siècle. Et il n'est pas plus beau...

[🌞 @solishortus]

C’est toi qui a créé le scandale tout seul mdr t’es allé « donner » de la nourriture uniquement à base de porc pour exclure une catégories de gens de ta « générosité » (qui n’en est pas) le personnel t’a grillé donc tu ponds un tweet de chouineur mais tqt personne n’est dupe