Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.
As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen.
If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood.
And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads.
As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.
We’ve really kept quiet in this country. Reminiscing stories like “snake swallowing money”
These politicians really take us for granted. busy stealing money they cannot finish on earth.
It’s time to put our tribes and religions aside.
Put this Country first…
You love Violence when it’s 1 sided. You Carry AK47s & Massacre Defenseless Christian Villagers for Fun. All of a sudden the USA has promised you War. Now Nobody wants to die “For the Faith” and be a Martyr again. Suddenly Nobody wants to go to Heaven & enjoy 72 Virgins. 🥴🤧😭
Lmao Igbo people do not have that privilege. If an Ikechukwu Akubueze committed a horrid act of violence or stole the mandate of people across Nigeria. It’s not his Ika or Ikwerre people that would be selected for retaliation. It would be Igbo people. Identity matters in Nigeria.
It marvels me where Nigerian designers gets their inspiration from, because what is this work of art they’ve been creating??? 🥵 🥵
A thread 🧵
1. Mo Bimpe
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