Ryan Floyd

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WELL, MEMORIAL DAY HAS COME AND GONE. TOMORROW, MATTER OF FACT IS JUNE 1ST. WE JUST SHOWED YOU THE NL EAST STANDINGS. YOU DONT NEED ME TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU ANYWAY. THE NL EAST IS OVER. THATS RIGHT, ITS A WRAP. NO ONE IS TOUCHING THE METS!!!

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@lukomski_sebito I don't care how long the matches are, whoever is generating the most revenue should get paid the most.

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@theblockspot It is amazing how much it helps to have the manager be awake during the games helps.

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@steakshapiro I played as a 9th grader against Wheeler senior Shareef Abdur Rahim, it was like playing an alien.

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No curer @Braves fans than my parents.

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@BarrettSallee

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Jalen Brunson looks like my high school lunch lady

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@JacksonDoud Dating a woman for years. Her dad invites us to dinner at Joe's Stone Crab.

Goes out of his way to tell us, his regular server was off, but he called and requested him to be in for our dinner.

He orders "the usual"

Server replies "I have no idea what that is"

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Found a ⁦@ronaldacunajr24⁩ restaurant in Lucerne.

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Eli rules

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After 3 days in Zermatt @jessicaweeks ran out of Fuchs to give…so we had to go shopping for some.

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@LinksBurnerFSU @ronaldacunajr24 @Braves I was reliably told that this was an objectively "long" swing and it would not produce at the major league level.

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@HollyBriden @lgbtqnation Our first rule with our kids was “if anyone tells you to keep a secret from us, you should come tell us before you do anything else.” No secrets from your parents.

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Elbows up

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Saw this restaurant tonight in Duluth.

“Taste of Men” is a hell of a choice for the pronunciation for the name of a family diner.

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@bomani_jones This is probably way more about stadium concerts and large conventions.

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On a flight ready to go, staff is looking for a passenger that checked in but isn't on the plane yet...they page him,

"We are looking for 'Jihad Mohammad' if you are on the plane, please hit your attendant button."

My thoughts are unsettled.

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There are three days that matter in the nfl.
The day the falcons season is over
The day the saints season is over
The day Sean Payton’s season is over.

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Not sure the big ten champ can handle the physicality of this coastal division runner up ACC team for an entire 60 minutes.

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I think Mendoza is the maxed out combo of autistic and athletic. Like. He’s the most the can be of those two things at the same time. Any more autistic he’d lose athleticism and vice versa. #NationalChampionship

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@elonmusk @davidpattersonx @nikitabier This will be amazing for the day after my teams are eliminated.