I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth