Robert Avram

NOBODY MOVE!
..I lost me brain.

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@stefanscheidt I sadly don't think so. :(

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

1.5 years later, another peculiar talk.
Thank you #DigitalExchange.
As promised, here's the slides to my talk:
Lecturs in Wonderland
https://t.co/yWZZslT6Rh

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@kaiftait CV entry:
"Certified hardware engineer with years of hands-on experience"

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@stefanscheidt Let's just say that a dentist's drill is more tolerable than the rules imposed on publishing.

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

Torture in the middle ages:
- Boiling, Iron Chair, Head Crusher

Torture in the modern ages:
- Deploying to Sonatype

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@mrebbert Looks fine to me. Just needs assembling.

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@caze73 I'll take some.

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@mstk Your functions don't commute

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@ajchambeaud I'm glad you enjoyed it and thank you for your kind words! :)

[Li Haoyi @li_haoyi]

TIL: #Scala 2.13 *drastically* changed the behavior of https://t.co/v00l2nuG6V, which now gives ~zero parallelism in many cases unless you explicitly add blocking{} blocks

Time to make friends with Executors.newFixedThreadPool and audit all my use sites

https://t.co/MKU4SJB1QD

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@thedeemon_lj @candeira The distinction with transducers is that they're designed to behave this way irrespective of datastructure. The idea is you compose these higher level abstractions generically as much as you want and at the end apply them on any datastructure you desire. (or Clojure supports)

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@thovid Compose* ;)

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@umuesse Masochismus

[Paul Dawson 📚 @PaulEDawson]

“This is the first time in human history our planet’s atmosphere has had more than 415ppm CO₂."

“Not just in recorded history, not just since the invention of agriculture 10,000 years ago."

"Since before modern humans existed millions of years ago." https://t.co/iimar9JbJU

[Carsten Zeitz @caze73]

Morgen Abend noch nichts vor? Keine Lust auf Weihnachtsmarkt? Dann komm zum @rewedigital #Ilmenau Meetup mit @amrobert11 und einem super Vortrag. PS: Glühwein gibts es auch! #rewedigitalTH https://t.co/wLbJwNLdSW

[Clojure Düsseldorf @clojure_dus]

Danke an unsere diesjährigen Speaker: @cmeter_ mit zwei Einführungstalks und zusammen mit @jbendisposto fuhren sie den Rover über den Mars, @amrobert11 zeigte uns Reinforcement Learning, @Wire_Daemon baute GUIs mit JavaFx in Clojure. (1/2)

[Inactive; Bluesky is @hillelwayne(dot)com @hillelogram]

A regular salary is a safety net. You can take risks, you can start long-term projects, you can learn things that aren't instantly marketable. We put in the effort, energy, and inspiration because we want to be better, not because we desperately need the money.

[Lambda World @Lambda_World]

Ready to listen to the incredible tale of the consequences of effect models? Travel to the Realm of Programmia with @amrobert11 in his #LambdaWorld storytelling hour: https://t.co/ixxCqwFjbE #FunctionalProgramming

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

@marcoshuttle @Lambda_World I don't know of any piece of literature that molds together a chronological history of them. I sort of derived it based on how they came to be introduced into the world of programming. If you follow the individual paper releases, you can somewhat ad hoc-ly derive a history.

[Robert Avram @amrobert11]

I've told a fairly obscure story in a talk at @Lambda_World a couple of weeks ago. You can find the video here: https://t.co/gnNg5ADoCs