Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN

Actor, Film makers. Samsonite Productions Asst. social director of The Golden Movie Ambassadors of Nigeria (TGMAAN). Producer of Half Brother link in my Bio

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

The title is Half brother showing on SamsoniteProTv via YouTube

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, I never see side chick wey understand like this before 😭🫵🏽

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

The problem is that many Nigerians don’t actually hate corruption, they hate the fact that they’re not benefiting from it. That’s a slave-master mentality: instead of fighting a broken system some people simply dream of becoming the next beneficiary of it.

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@Symply_rhoda1 @tyler_de_hero I can never end up with a woman who thinks that way
Never

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@Symply_rhoda1 @tyler_de_hero You dey mad, not just mad you stupid join

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Ronaldo has been fighting enemies within his team for so long.

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@carter6f Good for you, your son will learn from your mistake
Idiot man

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@HighChiefOkoro Na ogun go kill you

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@kenkenlewu No be your fault nah, na cos money dey your hand

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

The Brazilian coach left João Pedro at home and took Endrick to the World Cup instead. Funny how the decision that was supposed to help Brazil ended up contributing to their exit. Endrick was the end risk they took

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@beri_grizou Shay wahala no too much like this

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Redeemed Church members, I’m honestly ashamed on your behalf 😂. You guys can’t even call una Papa G.O to order.

The only man in the whole world that has drank tea with God, not even other prophets in the Bible got that kind of privilege 🤣🤣🤣
APC man of god

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@SolarSupplyCo @akinwale_cfi @woye1 @otegaogra @renoomokri @aonanuga1956 @KukoyiBusola Add for under bridge, better still under iyana paja bride after her bsc

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@akinwale_cfi @woye1 @otegaogra @renoomokri @aonanuga1956 @KukoyiBusola Insha Allah that is the job for your children after bsc 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@RodemiF Eru APC ( APC slave ) how far

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

@RodemiF You mama dey sell akara or your sister ?

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

He couldn’t wake me up because it was late, so he waited until around 10 in the morning before telling me he needed water.
When I say Ikorodu people are local, this is the kind of thing I’m talking about 😂
Before you come for me, I’m joking ooo… but it was what happened 🙈🙈

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

You know when I said some Ikorodu people are local, this is part of the reason why 😂😂

A friend came from Ikorodu and yes, he’s actually a big man there, the “Ikorodu king” type. This guy got to my place at midnight was extremely thirsty

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

and I have a water dispenser right there in my sitting room.
Instead of pressing the button and taking water, this man was struggling with the dispenser like he wanted to carry the whole machine outside to drink water 🤣🤣
He couldn’t wake me up because it was late, so he waited

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Do you know the funniest part of what happened? One of the officers at the checkpoint actually knows me very well. He knows my area and knows me as a filmmaker. Meanwhile, in his mind now, he’s probably thinking of coming to my house next week Saturday to eat rice and turkey🤣

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Today I discovered that I can actually lie under pressure. This morning, I woke up and decided to go out to get one or two things. Immediately I got to the bus stop, I noticed everywhere was unusually quiet. No moving vehicles, no normal Lagos movement.

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Lagos life 😂 Sometimes you need quick thinking. But that was a serious Lagos survival mode moment. 😅

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

Today I discovered that I can actually lie under pressure. This morning, I woke up and decided to go out to get one or two things. Immediately I got to the bus stop, I noticed everywhere was unusually quiet. No moving vehicles, no normal Lagos movement.

[Ọ̀MÓ BALỌ̀GUN @AmSamsonite]

I mentioned one: “Oki Hospital, Alimosho.” I was even acting serious, checking my phone and looking worried like I was really in a hurry. They looked at me and said, “Oh, congratulations.” Then they allowed me to go.