Amy Abramowitz

It's always something...and it's usually not what you expect.

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@CoinMasterGame My Wildlife Adventure potions are not showing up in my game. Help!

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Hey, it’s me and new #newenglandpatriots coach Jerod Mayo at a meet and greet 13 years ago!

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@stevejvegas @RadioFreeTom There’s no such thing as an American test. Every state handles licenses differently.

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@RadioFreeTom My son is high-functioning on the autism spectrum and his driver’s license (at age 22) has been life-changing for him. He definitely wouldn’t have been ready at 16 though.

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@mitchellreports @isaacstanbecker @ryanobles @MSNBC I was trying to figure out why Intrater’s name sounded familiar. From the deep recesses of my memory, I realized that we shared a Bar/Bat Mitzvah weekend and our families had to split the cost of flowers for the synagogue. #6DegreesOfRussianOligarchs

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𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙀’𝙎 𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙇! 🏃 Just #RETWEET this for a chance to win 𝟭,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗦! 💝

#blackfriday

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@CoinMasterGame 800 Spins

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@ask_aubry TIL that if you want to make cheating sound acceptable, you call it “one way polyamory”.

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@meridithmcgraw Nothing for himself?

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@jonfranks @BradMossEsq I really am curious how much of the SM request was legal strategy and how much was Trump in Veruca Salt mode, just wanting a SM because it sounded impressive.

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@ask_aubry Shorter version: I need an unpaid nanny

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@ask_aubry Poor Vicky went to all the trouble to use real words, full sentences and actual punctuation, when all she needed was to say Hi, just quicker.

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@ask_aubry This person has a spouse, 2 kids he’s supposed to be responsible for and at least 1 pet. Think on that.

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@CoinMasterGame 2

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@StephenFarris13 @rgoodlaw @gtconway3d Lawyers expect their clients to be upfront with THEM, even if they know they lie to everyone else. But a Trump lawyer should never have that expectation.

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@ask_aubry I know this guy thinks Oprah and Kate Winslet are complete opposites, but the director of Titanic rudely referred to his star as Kate ��Weighs-a-lot”. No woman is immune to criticism of her looks, unfortunately.

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@ask_aubry It’s also a meaningless statistic without knowing what “prime working age” is. Who cares if 45% of 20 year old women don’t have children?

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@ask_aubry A conversation prize, lol