Amy Balmain

Apparently I'm a clever, funny, arty, whisky-liking, foodie, data-ladie. Personally I'd walk over hot coals for scampi & chips with a side of Yes, Minister.

[Big Easy 👾📖 @wayofthemoth]

Dead people even hate you @realDonaldTrump LMAO 😂

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@MicrosoftHelps I'm having problems resetting my password, I have a call with a therapist today due to suicidal feelings but can't access Skype. Help?

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Lockdown has inspired friends to share some amazing sunset pictures. Now trying to di the justice in silk.

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Finding it tough at the moment, digging out some old poetry including one of my favourites

Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.

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Wrong time of year but in memory of @garyhird, who would have been 52 today, make mine a large one; raise a glass to absent friends.
https://t.co/uIzWFlo8Et

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@so_neill_

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@tawalton Some time ago Tracey

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Lockdown crafting project, I made hats for my cats out of their own fur.

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In honour of the 75th anniversary of VE day here is my take on a Spitfire

#WhiteboardOfLockdown

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Flying ducks a la Hilda Ogden

#WhiteboardOfLockdown

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There is a rave going on on my whiteboard

#WhiteboardOfLockdown

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Ffs

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@Lucy_Worsley Giving #FormalFriday a go today. Better than jeans.

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Indulging in a bit of formal Friday.

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@AmyBalmain: My Easter "lamb of god" pies have arrived thanks to @pigletspantry1. Will be dropping boxes on doorsteps to nearby friends today while taking my once a day walk. #SocialDistancing

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Item 3 m'lord. Has to be middle aged 10/10 and middle classed 10/10. Holidaying in amazing buildings by @LivingArch enough that they send you a tea-towel to celebrate the opening of a Grayson Perry work of (t)art.

#TeaTowelsofLockdown

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Item 2, a @PSB_HQ Every Valley tea-towel picked up at the @NHM_London. Score = middle aged 9/10 middle classed 7/10.

Might be underscoring this one, arty band in a museum?

#TeaTowelsofLockdown

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Sheer boredom has made me assess my tea-towel collection for there middle aged/middle classedness. No. 1, National Trust (have stayed in the depicted lighthouse). Scores = MA 8/10, MC 8/10

#TeaTowelsofLockdown

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@GraemeVirtue Greetings from the south coast.

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Enjoying the sunshine while still social distancing. Have played every version of Up on the Roof I can find.